The Coolest Present EVER!

My niece and I were talking the other day and I was lamenting my lack of skills in the wooing of the ladies. She looked at me and said, "It's really easy you know." Holding back a laugh I asked her how easy it was. She rattled off a couple of things and told me she had more if I wanted.

I told her she should write them down in a book for me. Lo and behold, When I showed up this afternoon at her apartment, She had a nice hand made book made for me titled: "Your Guide to Girls and Women".

Mind you, my  niece is 10 years old, so I thought ok, she might have some good stuff in there, but I kid you not. This is the BEST Gift Ever!

Here is some of what she wrote that has had me smiling all evening.

Chapter 1: Getting to Girls is all about how to get the girls attention and then what to do once you do.
Chapter 2: Holidays is all about how to treat a girl during the holidays. Best bit of advice... "Dress up on halloween as her favorite character. TIP: Don't scare her!"
Chapter 3: Is all about Women. Best bit of advice... "Don't force them to do something if they don't want to"
Chapter 4: Is all about getting married. This is probably the cutest chapter ever written on marriage.

She's got a lot of good advice in this book that I plan on following that really actually applies to men of ALL ages, and she already has another one in the works for me. Thanks Miss E. You Totally ROCK!